TUI SUNEO Globales Cortijo Blanco

I rarely review places we go on holiday, but I want to make a point of reviewing Cortijo Blanco as the reviews made me feel very anxious before we arrived! Overall, it was an amazing holiday and fantastic hotel and we want to come back! The best 3* hotel we have stayed in. Room: We did upgrade to a Deluxe Room, so we can only comment on that. The room was really clean and the beds were incredibly comfy. The room was also a short walk from the pool, bar and restaurant which was incredibly handy. The only downside was that the WiFi wasn’t always the strongest in the room. The room was cleaned daily and the cleaners did an incredible job. Food and Drink: The drinks included with mainly your local spirits but will still very good. The sangria that you can get was delicious. The bar team were amazing. I really like to token feature where you trade it for a new glass. Great for sustainability and reducing waste. The food was varied with themed nights throughout the week. Highlights were the different flavours of paella they served everyday and the pizza/pasta bar. Honestly some of the best pizza I’ve had. Overall, lots of choice and very tasty food. Facilities: We stayed at the slightly smaller pool at the hotel, it seemed more chill and there were less children there. The pool and sun beds were cleaned daily. There were always sun-beds available, so no sunbed wars! The entertainment team were absolutely fantastic, great with the kids and always put on a good show. Overall, an amazing stay and we hope to be back in the future.

Really impressed for the price - spotlessly clean, friendly, good food although a little repetitive, loads of sunbeds with spare ones always available, lovely to have the choice of different pools, good mix of guests. Highly recommended.

a beautiful Andalusian village, a hacienda, warm and nice entertainment, especially the friendly animator Antonio who worked hard, best regards and see you next year

We stayed at this hotel from the 9-19 of August 2026 and booked all inclusive with Tui. We flew out early in the morning on an aircraft that had been leased to Tui due to a new aircraft not being delivered on time for this route. It was a 20 year old Boeing 737-800 that had seen better days to be honest, and where the seat belts had been trimmed down and not replaced my wife and I struggled to secure the seat belts. Anyway after the flight we arrived at the hotel which aesthetically looks very pleasant. We were told our room would be ready in an hour and were invited to the restaurant for lunch while we waited. Although there was a large selection of food it’s was very much catered for the Brits Abroad !! Lots of chip chicken nuggets and this continued every day for lunch and dinners. There was fresh grilled meat and fish every day but just tasted like a jelly consistency due to being processed I imagine. The food was very very bland even the grilled meats had absolutely no seasoning. Plenty of fresh fruit and salad available but they didn’t really change the menu that much so got very very samey every day. The snack bar which is open between dinning sessions was just somewhere to put the leftover over foods from breakfast lunch and dinner, although in the evening you could have pre-prepared pizzas cooked in a pizza oven which was okay. The pools were open at 10am and if you didn’t get up at 6am to put your towels out then you’d never get a sun bed. The pools were absolutely packed every day with giant lilo’s and big inflatables and lots of people throwing handballs around to the annoyance of especially older travellers. There was also big signs everywhere stating no jumping or diving into the pools with no attention being paid to that and when the lifeguards were there on duty they totally ignored that rule and let people carry on doing it which was really annoying. Our room consisted of two single beds pushed together on a tiled floor, so they kept slipping apart, we also had consistently sewer flies in our room in the bathroom and in our patio seated area we also spotted these in the restaurants as well. I must point out that the staff there are very hard-working however one morning we stripped our beds left the bedding on the sofa as we’d ask for a bedding change. We were then summoned to the reception at the hotel. It was extremely rude in telling us that we should never do that. ??? Well we explained we’re only doing it to help the maid to make her job a bit easier, absolutely ridiculous. Although we knew in advance that this was a family hotel and obviously there would be children of all ages there, we had children running and screaming, banging on doors in the early hours of the morning constantly while parents just sat there at the bar doing nothing again, we complain to reception and again they did nothing. Sophie and all inclusive all the drinks were free but let me warn you this in advance if you do book and go to this hotel take your own spirits as the drinks in this hotel are absolutely so watered down. It’s unbelievable. Beer is okay and the wine is as weak as hell and disgusting.. The transfers turned from the hotel were okay and on time no complaints there and the flight home was okay as well. So in brief if you stay at this hotel, prepare to go out many times for food as you’ll get bored very quickly of what’s on offer and gets far too repeated. I was sent Tui review email which I put all this in and just got an brief email back saying sorry to hear your holiday didn’t meet our high values, would you like someone from customer service to call you ? I said yes that was 2 weeks ago and still nothing. My wife and I were very hard as too many people who save up for a holiday and due to my wife working in a school we can only travel during the school holidays so this holiday cost us £2600 of which I feel absolutely gutted that we’ve wasted that money on this holiday and I would never ever go back there.

This hotel was amazing we had a fabulous time and have booked again next year along with other family and friends who are coming too. The rooms are basic but clean and nice and have air con, towels refreshed daily, soap and toilet roll on arrival and tea coffee etc. We didn't have the best view but it wasnt awful. Transfer from the hotel was easy enough from malaga and was air con bus The staff were friendly and helpful The price was good and worth it The hotel has a fag machine and alcohol on tap all day and food is all day too Highly recommended to all its best holiday we have had