TUI SUNEO Globales Cortijo Blanco

Nice hotel, pleasant staff, had a photo shoot with salvatore, fantastic experience, we all had so much fun and the pictures were amazing

Such a traditional Spanish hotel .. beautiful 😍 we had our photo shoot with salvatore.. very pleased with our memories of here .

Me and the Mrs stayed here for ten days at the end of September. First impressions were good. Lovely grounds and pool areas. Bar was spot on for drinks. Rooms were spacious (we upgraded at a cost of €150) a little outdated and in need of an upgrade. Staff absolutely spot on expect one barman who was just miserable. Now to the worst parts. The food was absolutely dreadful. Luke warm or cold. Tasteless and dull. I will say the salads were ok but you soon get sick of them. We just ate out. Then there’s some of the guests, cliques all over the place and when you sit down they just glare at you. Strange. (Must say most of the offenders were French) didn’t let it spoil our holiday tho we just cracked on. Would we return? I highly doubt it which is a shame because we liked the town of San Pedro.

Excellent staff very helpful

Stayed here at the end of September. Booked through Tui as this hotel is also named a “Tui Suneo”…. This hotel is NOT up to the Tui Suneo standard. Hotel overall looks nice from the outside, so just walk past, do not bother staying here!! The rooms are out dated and damaged. When we checked in, the electricity in our room was not working. We called reception where a maintenance man hit the box repeatedly until the lights came on. The food is the worst part of this hotel. This is the first hotel I have ever struggled to eat at, and we’re not fussy eaters. The food is luke warm if you’re lucky. There is a microwave, however the food is that bad whether it’s heated or not, this makes no difference. There is no taste to anything, the meats are dry, and there are never any labels. Do not stay here if you have allergies!!! The soft drinks and cocktails are good. Coffee in the machine however is not. You cannot have a dairy free coffee without paying for it, which is hardly all inclusive. You have to pay at the bar for a coffee to be made with dairy free alternatives as the machines only have milk in them. Again, this is not a hotel for allergies. The cleanliness is questionable. The “cleaners” only make the bed, they do not clean. We had a fly infestation twice. We called maintenance again, to which a maid came and sprayed bug spray, and left. Leaving us to clean up all the dead flies off the floor. The next day, they were still in our shower and on the floor, which the cleaners had failed to clean! The majority of the staff are lovely. However one older male member of bar staff was horrible, very rude. Entertainment was great and all the staff are so hard working. Pool was lovely, lifeguard is a lovely man and friendly. Sun over the pool all day. Location - around 10 min walk to San Pedro and 30 min walk to Puerto Banus. Bus stop outside hotel where the no 13 and 79 will take you to Marbella one way for 1.50€ and takes around 10 minutes. Not much else around, there’s a couple of shops to get basics but not atmosphere around. It’s a very noisy hotel, where you either get noise from the hotel itself, the roads surrounding or the hotel next door. Walls also very thin so can hear everything going on. Whilst this is a “cheaper” hotel, it lacks the basics expected. The food is horrible, the only thing edible was chips and pizza. Children would struggle to eat here. The rooms are also filthy and damaged all over. This is NOT a TUI hotel that’s for sure.