TUI SUNEO Globales Cortijo Blanco

Not quite sure where to begin. Here for 11 nights and only 4 nights in while I write this. Been here a few times and it’s nothing like it used to be. The room is absolutely spot on and the housekeeping team do a fantastic job between the days. Absolute credit to the Globales housekeeping team. The drink, well, for an all inclusive it’s shocking! Very little alcohol content and extremely sweet. The bar staff are brilliant and have been the same staff for the time we have been coming. You can drink all day with little effect yet go to a ‘proper’ bar and you notice a difference. We gave in and went to the shop around the corner to buy alcohol. The food is even worst than the alcohol, breakfast is absolutely freezing cold. Cold sausages, strange bacon and eggs then there’s the baked beans which are like bullets in a watery tomato sauce. Come to lunch then, good luck finding something that makes a decent meal and dinner well, just go out. Everything is bland, everything is cheap and everything is mushy. The whole experience has gone down hill and we have decided we won’t be back again as we are spending more money eating and drinking out than staying here, and we still have 8 days to go. If you are over 60, smoke and prefer to be sober and eat bland food, then this is the ideal place to stay

First went in September 25 , said we would return May . .travelled with TUI..To us just as nice with a few differences.. Didn't have to pay for a safe , just the €10 refundable deposit, also we had a kettle and mugs in the room BUT no tea,milk etc ,or fridge( Didn't bother us as not expected)..Again to us lovely staff ,cleaners ,bar,and animation team . Plastic glasses outside ,in the sun and evening entertainment which was , Bingo and visiting artists .. The is an inside quiet bar and you get glasses lol.. We used this on the only night it rained ,for the bingo and singer.. Food was varied, and loved the hotplate cooking.. Breakfast was a bit chaotic as most of the coffee selections would run out.. There is a free bus a couple of times a day to Puerto Banous or walk to San Pedro 20-30min walk..Carrefour round the corner, with a tabac shops and a few restaurants...Hope to be back soon

the hotel is great, personel is very nice and helpfull, everyone greets you with a big smile the architects is beautiful, a lot of flowers here and the food in all inclusive has a big choice and is delicious, there is a bus stop near the hotel, beach and some shops i would like to book this hotel for second time :)

Firstly, the positives - friendly staff. Room cleaned every day. Kettle and mugs in room, but no coffee, tea or milk provided. No fridge either. Nice pools. Bar staff provide quick and cheerful service. The BIG negative - the food was barely lukewarm, frequently cold. I had a meat lasagne, the first piece as it was put out, barely lukewarm and so very little meat. Pasta was cold, main dishes were cold. There was one microwave, in constant use. Even had one day where there no butter. Pizzas were like cardboard, toppings were so sparse that they were virtually identical. My daughter had a lamb stew, lamb bones but no meat. Certainly won't return.

Lovely hotel, traditional and authentic. Plenty of choice for food. Pools lovely. We stayed in room 1 and it had a pool right outside the back we could walk out to. Very friendly staff. Will go back x